This week was still a hot freaking mess, but less messier than last week in a lot of ways. And, my kids are starting to say some pretty hilarious things...
A: Do you know how old my mom is?
Me:No, how old?
A: Oh, I don't know. Um, probably like 5. Because I'm 4, but she's older than me.
Me: So did you have a good day today I?
I: yeah! Today was my favorite day ever!
Me: That's great! Tell me something you learned today?
I: I learned about Jesus.
Me: Guess what tomorrow is S? (Correct answer: Friday)
S: My birthday!
Me: Really? Your birthday is tomorrow? We have to celebrate!
S: Yeah, my birthday is November 17. Tomorrow!
Me: Okay class, what song should we sing?
A: Jesus Loves Me!
Me: Oh, that's a song you can sing at church. At school, we sing songs about letters and numbers, so let's just sing the ABCs.
A: You mean, you don't like Jesus? I'm gonna tell the principal that yall don't like Jesus!
(At community circle today the question was "how do you take care of yourself." Answers like brushing teeth, eating well, etc. would have sufficed. Most common answer was by eating pizza, but this was the most amusing)
Me: So B how do you take care of your self?
B: (mumbles a 4 minute long story, most of which I don't hear. Sounds like he's talking about when his mom gives him a bath and puts on special lotion)
Me: Oh, B says his mom helps him take a bath so he can be nice and clean!
B: Noooo! I said, I wear bullets on my shoulders and I use them to kill all the bad guys!
If only all 6 hours with them were this amusing.... Next week will be even better and the week after that even better. Mostly because I'll have an iPad by then :)
Love,
AJ
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